As of last July it's been three years that my wife and I have been having exclusively anal sex. During that time we've had anal sex nearly 700 times (684 to be exact). And, her ass is just as tight as the first time I fucked it. Neither one of us has any interest in vaginal sex anymore. To us, anal sex is just that much better.
Not to gross anyone out here, but I thought it would be interesting to figure out just how much cum I've shot in her ass in that amount of time. Taking the conservative measure of a tablespoon of cum per load, multiplied by 684, that's more than 2.6 gallons of cum I've pumped in my wife's ass in that amount of time. That's more than 9 liters for my friends on the metric system.
My wife still prefers to ride my cock while sitting cowgirl, but she has also come to enjoy being pounded hard and deep in the missionary position, with her legs almost behind her head. This is something I could never do in her vagina, as I always bottomed out, causing her pain. She has no problem taking my entire cock balls deep in her ass though.
So, once again, anyone concerned that anal sex is somehow going to wear your lady's asshole out, or that you will make her sick cumming in her ass, there is no reason for concern. My wife and I are living proof. I just hope others can learn to enjoy the intimacy anal sex provides.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Porno Pet Peeve
Why do you have to watch 10 minutes of pussy fucking to see 5 minutes of anal in most anal themed movies? Those watching these movies do so to see anal sex. Which brings me to another point - the oral cumshot. What the fuck is up with this? People watch an anal sex movie to see anal sex, right up to the end. I love seeing the guy's cock throb as he pumps his load into the lady's ass - just the way it should be. And who can deny seeing cum running out of a woman's freshly fucked ass is one of the most beautiful sites to behold. So, if you're a porn producer reading this, keep the cocks and cum where they belong - deep in the woman's ass.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Favorite Email
Just for laughs, I thought I would post an email I received recently:
"Anal sex is wrong. You must be retarded to think its normal. Your wifes ass is going to wear out and she will be wearing diapers and shitting herself or get some disease. You must be a fag anyway to only want anal sex. I hope you get dick rot and your cock falls off. "
Hey, most of this stuff is covered below, but I thought I would post my response publicly, as this jackass posted anonymously.
Why exactly is anal sex wrong? Because you think it is? As my wife and I have anal sex all the time, it's certainly normal for us. As well, I've talked to other couples who have more anal sex then vaginal. So, for them, anal sex is normal as well.
When exactly is my wife's ass going to wear out? I just ask, as we've been married for 19 years, and having regular anal sex for about 18 of those. For the past three years we've practiced anal sex exclusively. We've had anal sex more than 700 times in the last three years alone, and my wife's ass is just as tight as the first time.
As for her getting a disease, as I don't have one, and don't sleep around, I would like to know how she's going to get some disease? I've cum in her ass every time, and she's never experienced a problem.
As far as being a "fag" for prefering anal sex, I'm assuming you think I'm homosexual? As I married someone of the opposite sex, and only desire to have sex with her, I think there's a problem with that theory. But, then again, you're probably not smart enough to understand that.
"Anal sex is wrong. You must be retarded to think its normal. Your wifes ass is going to wear out and she will be wearing diapers and shitting herself or get some disease. You must be a fag anyway to only want anal sex. I hope you get dick rot and your cock falls off. "
Hey, most of this stuff is covered below, but I thought I would post my response publicly, as this jackass posted anonymously.
Why exactly is anal sex wrong? Because you think it is? As my wife and I have anal sex all the time, it's certainly normal for us. As well, I've talked to other couples who have more anal sex then vaginal. So, for them, anal sex is normal as well.
When exactly is my wife's ass going to wear out? I just ask, as we've been married for 19 years, and having regular anal sex for about 18 of those. For the past three years we've practiced anal sex exclusively. We've had anal sex more than 700 times in the last three years alone, and my wife's ass is just as tight as the first time.
As for her getting a disease, as I don't have one, and don't sleep around, I would like to know how she's going to get some disease? I've cum in her ass every time, and she's never experienced a problem.
As far as being a "fag" for prefering anal sex, I'm assuming you think I'm homosexual? As I married someone of the opposite sex, and only desire to have sex with her, I think there's a problem with that theory. But, then again, you're probably not smart enough to understand that.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Anal Sex Q & A
I sometimes receive e-mail regarding anal sex. I try to answer each and every e-mail I receive. I thought I would post a few of the questions I've received, and my answers. Please, send me your anal sex related questions, and I'll try to answer them here.
Q. Anal sex isn't natural, is it?
A. What defines natural, pro-creation? By that standard only vaginal sex would be considered "natural." How many who make this statement in reference to anal sex, have oral sex? In my opinion, what is natural is that which can be done without harm. For example, smoking cigarettes might be considered not "natural." Anal sex meets this criteria for naturalness.
Q. The rectum wasn't designed for anal sex, was it?
A. I would like to address some of the more common myths surrounding anal sex. The anus opens and closes many thousands of times during a person's lifetime. This is it's function. My next statement is not meant to be crude, I'm just illustrating a point. Taking into account the average sized bowel movement is approximately the same size as the average sized penis, why wouldn't the rectum accommodate a penis? Some say, the rectum is only for waste removal; some sort of one-way valve. However, there is nothing about it's design that supports that theory. The Sphincter muscles can be controlled to allow the insertion of an object, just as they are controlled to allow the removal of one.
Q. I've read that the lining of the vagina is tough and stretches, while the lining of the rectum is fragile and tears easily, is this true?
A. The wall of the of the vagina is tough. It was designed to stretch to allow the passage of a baby. The rectum, on the other hand, only needs to stretch to accommodate something the size of a bowel movement, or a penis. As to the fragility of the rectal wall and whether it tears easily or not, all you have to do is eat a lot of peanuts to realize the lining can't be that fragile, as it feels like a razor blades when you have a bowel movement. Now, I'm not going to say the rectal lining isn't going to tear if you cram a baseball bat in there and work it vigorously. However, after 16 years of (often vigorous) anal sex with my wife, she has never experienced bleeding, tearing, or discomfort as a result of anal sex; and my penis is larger than average. Certainly, millions of people have anal sex every day without harm.
Q. Will anal sex cause the anus stretch and cause incontinence?
A. Once again, the anus was designed to open and close hundreds of thousands of times over a lifetime. I have never seen a documented case of penile/anal sex causing incontinence. Certainly, if you are going to shove that ol' baseball bat in there, you might expect to have some problems. Although I have seen post by doctors who say it may cause these problems, I have seen many more that say it will not. As well, I have never seen a post by a specialist, say a proctologist, who says penile/anal penetration will cause this type of damage. The simple fact of the matter is, the anus was designed to accommodate something the size of a penis.
Q. I heard anal sex causes rectal/colon cancer?
A. This is a possibility if the male is infected with the Human papilloma Virus (HPV). If so, you would also be at risk of receiving cervical cancer from having vaginal sex with that partner. Many doctors now recommend all girls 14 and over get immunized against HPV. HPV is a sexually transmitted disease, but not in the traditional sense, and may not show up in some STD screenings.
Q. Is it safe to cum in her ass?
A. Barring STDs, there is no danger in unloading in her ass. I've cum in my wife's ass thousands of times.
Q. Isn't anal sex is prohibited by God/the Bible/the Koran/Etc?
A. I'm not a theologian, go ask your pastor, rabbi, priest, etc. I'm only addressing the physical/psychological aspects of anal sex.
Q. If I want to have anal sex with my wife/girlfriend, does that mean I'm gay or bi-sexual?
A. Simply put, no. You are only gay or bi-sexual if you want to have sex with another man.
Q. What if I enjoy it when my wife/girlfriend stimulates me anally, am I gay or bi-sexual?
A. Although this isn't my thing, the same answer holds true: You are only gay or bi-sexual if you want to have sex with another man.
Q. Anal sex isn't natural, is it?
A. What defines natural, pro-creation? By that standard only vaginal sex would be considered "natural." How many who make this statement in reference to anal sex, have oral sex? In my opinion, what is natural is that which can be done without harm. For example, smoking cigarettes might be considered not "natural." Anal sex meets this criteria for naturalness.
Q. The rectum wasn't designed for anal sex, was it?
A. I would like to address some of the more common myths surrounding anal sex. The anus opens and closes many thousands of times during a person's lifetime. This is it's function. My next statement is not meant to be crude, I'm just illustrating a point. Taking into account the average sized bowel movement is approximately the same size as the average sized penis, why wouldn't the rectum accommodate a penis? Some say, the rectum is only for waste removal; some sort of one-way valve. However, there is nothing about it's design that supports that theory. The Sphincter muscles can be controlled to allow the insertion of an object, just as they are controlled to allow the removal of one.
Q. I've read that the lining of the vagina is tough and stretches, while the lining of the rectum is fragile and tears easily, is this true?
A. The wall of the of the vagina is tough. It was designed to stretch to allow the passage of a baby. The rectum, on the other hand, only needs to stretch to accommodate something the size of a bowel movement, or a penis. As to the fragility of the rectal wall and whether it tears easily or not, all you have to do is eat a lot of peanuts to realize the lining can't be that fragile, as it feels like a razor blades when you have a bowel movement. Now, I'm not going to say the rectal lining isn't going to tear if you cram a baseball bat in there and work it vigorously. However, after 16 years of (often vigorous) anal sex with my wife, she has never experienced bleeding, tearing, or discomfort as a result of anal sex; and my penis is larger than average. Certainly, millions of people have anal sex every day without harm.
Q. Will anal sex cause the anus stretch and cause incontinence?
A. Once again, the anus was designed to open and close hundreds of thousands of times over a lifetime. I have never seen a documented case of penile/anal sex causing incontinence. Certainly, if you are going to shove that ol' baseball bat in there, you might expect to have some problems. Although I have seen post by doctors who say it may cause these problems, I have seen many more that say it will not. As well, I have never seen a post by a specialist, say a proctologist, who says penile/anal penetration will cause this type of damage. The simple fact of the matter is, the anus was designed to accommodate something the size of a penis.
Q. I heard anal sex causes rectal/colon cancer?
A. This is a possibility if the male is infected with the Human papilloma Virus (HPV). If so, you would also be at risk of receiving cervical cancer from having vaginal sex with that partner. Many doctors now recommend all girls 14 and over get immunized against HPV. HPV is a sexually transmitted disease, but not in the traditional sense, and may not show up in some STD screenings.
Q. Is it safe to cum in her ass?
A. Barring STDs, there is no danger in unloading in her ass. I've cum in my wife's ass thousands of times.
Q. Isn't anal sex is prohibited by God/the Bible/the Koran/Etc?
A. I'm not a theologian, go ask your pastor, rabbi, priest, etc. I'm only addressing the physical/psychological aspects of anal sex.
Q. If I want to have anal sex with my wife/girlfriend, does that mean I'm gay or bi-sexual?
A. Simply put, no. You are only gay or bi-sexual if you want to have sex with another man.
Q. What if I enjoy it when my wife/girlfriend stimulates me anally, am I gay or bi-sexual?
A. Although this isn't my thing, the same answer holds true: You are only gay or bi-sexual if you want to have sex with another man.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Anal only videos?
I am looking for recommendations of adult videos that feature only anal and oral sex. It's just a waste to spend time fast forwarding through vaginal sex for the main attraction.
The only series I have found that caters to this taste is Grand Theft Anal, by Zero Tolerance. I highly recommend it if, like me, you would rather see a woman pleasing a man with her ass, rather than a sloppy old pussy. The starlets in these films are pretty good looking too. Be warned though, this isn't a "couples" flick, as it tends a little to the hard-core side for most women.
Anyway, please post any recommendation below. I'm sure there are plenty of others that would like to find videos of this type.
The only series I have found that caters to this taste is Grand Theft Anal, by Zero Tolerance. I highly recommend it if, like me, you would rather see a woman pleasing a man with her ass, rather than a sloppy old pussy. The starlets in these films are pretty good looking too. Be warned though, this isn't a "couples" flick, as it tends a little to the hard-core side for most women.
Anyway, please post any recommendation below. I'm sure there are plenty of others that would like to find videos of this type.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
The Case for Anal Sex
I am of the belief that the benefits of anal sex make it better than vaginal sex for pure pleasure and intimacy.
- Anal sex provides better orgasms for both partners. There's little denying the tightness of the anus provides more stimulation for the penis, providing more intense orgasms for the male. Most females I've talked to that say they enjoy anal sex (in other words, they gave it a chance and didn't have a guy who just jammed it in there) say they have more intense orgasms during anal sex then vaginal. There are many women who even prefer anal sex to vaginal for this reason.
- Anal sex is more intimate. Let's face it, there really needs trust and intimacy in a relationship for anal sex. My wife and I reached a new level of intimacy when we started having anal sex. It was something that we alone shared, and our "dirty little secret". Unlike vaginal sex which is also practiced for procreation, anal sex is only practiced for the pleasure of the participants. That, in and of itself, builds trust and intimacy. Both partners can concentrate fully on the pleasure (both received and given) during the act of anal sex.
- Anal sex is a great form of natural birth control. Yes, I've read the study that states anal sex has an 8% failure rate as a form of birth control. The same study stated condoms had an 11% failure rate. The study took into account those who said their primary form of birth control was anal sex, but then had vaginal sex. Therefore, anal sex would have a much lower failure rate if properly practiced. As well, the study says pregnancy may result from "seepage". Common sense would dictate that you not allow that to happen. As well, semen that is deposited deep in the rectum should be beyond the rectal valves. Unless the woman is on top of the man when he withdraws his penis, the semen should stay in the anus. As well, women must remember to wipe front to back for sanitary reasons, as well as birth control.
- Anal sex may provide health benefits for the female recipient. Several studies have suggested the positive health effects of semen on women, such as feeling happier and more content. These studies were, one would assume, based on those having vaginal intercourse. As the rectal lining is thinner then that of the vagina, it is better able to absorb those bodies the produce the positive effects, making anal sex the superior method for delivering these benefits.
As you can see, anal sex is superior to vaginal sex in many ways. My wife and I can attest to the fact our marriage has benefited from anal sex. We recognized these benefits early on, but it wasn't until a little over a year ago we quit having vaginal sex altogether. Although we would not want to impose our beliefs on others, we honestly feel anal sex should be the primary form of sex practiced for the reasons above.
We now have no desire whatsoever to have vaginal sex, unless for procreation. Surely there are others like us? Those who agree with this, even if you have yet to convince your partner? We'd certainly like to hear your comments or questions. I would love to see each of you in a fulfilling relationship that includes regular anal sex. Perhaps more of you may join the anal only club. Comment below or send me an email at luvmywifesass@yahoo.com. I'd love to hear from you.
Friday, March 30, 2007
We've been having anal sex every day this week. Tuesday night she just wanted to do it for fun, and for my pleasure.
We started out with my cock in her ass doggy style. When she's in this type of mood, I can really take my time banging away. I must have fucked her ass for ten minutes in this position, hand on her hips pulling her into my hard thrusts. I love the sound it makes when our bodies slap together, and my balls slap her pussy. The Grand Canyon can't compare to the view of my cock sliding in and out of her shapely ass.
After that, she rolled on her back, placing her legs on my shoulders, and I banged her missionary style for a good ten minutes more. Finally, I lifted her legs up so that she was in the pile-driver position. I just sat there for a couple of seconds, my cock buried all the way to the hilt in her ass. My cock throbbed as I shot my spunk into her colon. Even though we had been having so much sex, it was one of those ball-draining ejaculations. I felt my cum squirting out of my cock and into her ass with at least five powerful squirts.
I thought for sure she would want to go to the bathroom after that, to expel so much spunk. Instead she just asked me to bring in a damp washcloth after I cleaned up. She said she likes the warm feeling deep inside her ass. She said it makes her sleep better. I know I slept better.
We started out with my cock in her ass doggy style. When she's in this type of mood, I can really take my time banging away. I must have fucked her ass for ten minutes in this position, hand on her hips pulling her into my hard thrusts. I love the sound it makes when our bodies slap together, and my balls slap her pussy. The Grand Canyon can't compare to the view of my cock sliding in and out of her shapely ass.
After that, she rolled on her back, placing her legs on my shoulders, and I banged her missionary style for a good ten minutes more. Finally, I lifted her legs up so that she was in the pile-driver position. I just sat there for a couple of seconds, my cock buried all the way to the hilt in her ass. My cock throbbed as I shot my spunk into her colon. Even though we had been having so much sex, it was one of those ball-draining ejaculations. I felt my cum squirting out of my cock and into her ass with at least five powerful squirts.
I thought for sure she would want to go to the bathroom after that, to expel so much spunk. Instead she just asked me to bring in a damp washcloth after I cleaned up. She said she likes the warm feeling deep inside her ass. She said it makes her sleep better. I know I slept better.
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