As of last July it's been three years that my wife and I have been having exclusively anal sex. During that time we've had anal sex nearly 700 times (684 to be exact). And, her ass is just as tight as the first time I fucked it. Neither one of us has any interest in vaginal sex anymore. To us, anal sex is just that much better.
Not to gross anyone out here, but I thought it would be interesting to figure out just how much cum I've shot in her ass in that amount of time. Taking the conservative measure of a tablespoon of cum per load, multiplied by 684, that's more than 2.6 gallons of cum I've pumped in my wife's ass in that amount of time. That's more than 9 liters for my friends on the metric system.
My wife still prefers to ride my cock while sitting cowgirl, but she has also come to enjoy being pounded hard and deep in the missionary position, with her legs almost behind her head. This is something I could never do in her vagina, as I always bottomed out, causing her pain. She has no problem taking my entire cock balls deep in her ass though.
So, once again, anyone concerned that anal sex is somehow going to wear your lady's asshole out, or that you will make her sick cumming in her ass, there is no reason for concern. My wife and I are living proof. I just hope others can learn to enjoy the intimacy anal sex provides.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Porno Pet Peeve
Why do you have to watch 10 minutes of pussy fucking to see 5 minutes of anal in most anal themed movies? Those watching these movies do so to see anal sex. Which brings me to another point - the oral cumshot. What the fuck is up with this? People watch an anal sex movie to see anal sex, right up to the end. I love seeing the guy's cock throb as he pumps his load into the lady's ass - just the way it should be. And who can deny seeing cum running out of a woman's freshly fucked ass is one of the most beautiful sites to behold. So, if you're a porn producer reading this, keep the cocks and cum where they belong - deep in the woman's ass.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Favorite Email
Just for laughs, I thought I would post an email I received recently:
"Anal sex is wrong. You must be retarded to think its normal. Your wifes ass is going to wear out and she will be wearing diapers and shitting herself or get some disease. You must be a fag anyway to only want anal sex. I hope you get dick rot and your cock falls off. "
Hey, most of this stuff is covered below, but I thought I would post my response publicly, as this jackass posted anonymously.
Why exactly is anal sex wrong? Because you think it is? As my wife and I have anal sex all the time, it's certainly normal for us. As well, I've talked to other couples who have more anal sex then vaginal. So, for them, anal sex is normal as well.
When exactly is my wife's ass going to wear out? I just ask, as we've been married for 19 years, and having regular anal sex for about 18 of those. For the past three years we've practiced anal sex exclusively. We've had anal sex more than 700 times in the last three years alone, and my wife's ass is just as tight as the first time.
As for her getting a disease, as I don't have one, and don't sleep around, I would like to know how she's going to get some disease? I've cum in her ass every time, and she's never experienced a problem.
As far as being a "fag" for prefering anal sex, I'm assuming you think I'm homosexual? As I married someone of the opposite sex, and only desire to have sex with her, I think there's a problem with that theory. But, then again, you're probably not smart enough to understand that.
"Anal sex is wrong. You must be retarded to think its normal. Your wifes ass is going to wear out and she will be wearing diapers and shitting herself or get some disease. You must be a fag anyway to only want anal sex. I hope you get dick rot and your cock falls off. "
Hey, most of this stuff is covered below, but I thought I would post my response publicly, as this jackass posted anonymously.
Why exactly is anal sex wrong? Because you think it is? As my wife and I have anal sex all the time, it's certainly normal for us. As well, I've talked to other couples who have more anal sex then vaginal. So, for them, anal sex is normal as well.
When exactly is my wife's ass going to wear out? I just ask, as we've been married for 19 years, and having regular anal sex for about 18 of those. For the past three years we've practiced anal sex exclusively. We've had anal sex more than 700 times in the last three years alone, and my wife's ass is just as tight as the first time.
As for her getting a disease, as I don't have one, and don't sleep around, I would like to know how she's going to get some disease? I've cum in her ass every time, and she's never experienced a problem.
As far as being a "fag" for prefering anal sex, I'm assuming you think I'm homosexual? As I married someone of the opposite sex, and only desire to have sex with her, I think there's a problem with that theory. But, then again, you're probably not smart enough to understand that.
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