Just for laughs, I thought I would post an email I received recently:
"Anal sex is wrong. You must be retarded to think its normal. Your wifes ass is going to wear out and she will be wearing diapers and shitting herself or get some disease. You must be a fag anyway to only want anal sex. I hope you get dick rot and your cock falls off. "
Hey, most of this stuff is covered below, but I thought I would post my response publicly, as this jackass posted anonymously.
Why exactly is anal sex wrong? Because you think it is? As my wife and I have anal sex all the time, it's certainly normal for us. As well, I've talked to other couples who have more anal sex then vaginal. So, for them, anal sex is normal as well.
When exactly is my wife's ass going to wear out? I just ask, as we've been married for 19 years, and having regular anal sex for about 18 of those. For the past three years we've practiced anal sex exclusively. We've had anal sex more than 700 times in the last three years alone, and my wife's ass is just as tight as the first time.
As for her getting a disease, as I don't have one, and don't sleep around, I would like to know how she's going to get some disease? I've cum in her ass every time, and she's never experienced a problem.
As far as being a "fag" for prefering anal sex, I'm assuming you think I'm homosexual? As I married someone of the opposite sex, and only desire to have sex with her, I think there's a problem with that theory. But, then again, you're probably not smart enough to understand that.
That's the perfect answer ! From a trully and thoughtful anal practicer ! ;)
ReplyDeleteMy partner and I have anal sex almost exlusively. It's the one way I can guarantee she'll have an exposive orgasum.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately some love it and some hate it. If you don't like anal and have a problem with it then don't criticize others for doing it. Respect that they enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteLol. Just noticed this. You know what I think? The guy is just jealous. The reality is that most men (whether they admit it or not) like anal sex and he's just sulking because you get it all the time and he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best answer other than not giving them any time at all. Just ignore the crazies because you will get crazies if you put your email address up for all to see.
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ReplyDeleteKeeps population pressure off resource supply -- something 2 combat the 4 horses/forces of the apocalypse!